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Say no to bananas!!!
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27 Jul 2023
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I need some advice for a friend:
My suggestion : own up to it and challenge the said classmate to a duel.
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Songs about drugs
Oh my God! A boob? How is that possible!? Couvrez ce sein que je ne saurais voir.
@salmon_rushdie said in #16: > Not just a boob.... Boobs plural my friend. Gaze in silence - we do not wish to spook her…
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puck the fower
Don't pluck the flower though. Plower fower!
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My final thoughts about bananas
@PurpleCareBear said in #36: > yup. So our answer is. WE LIKE MANGOS AS MUCH AS BANANAS!! @Stephanie_C said in #35: > ok…
@BorisOspasky said in #38: > @mango-in-my-teeth Can you open three threads on the delights of bacon and banana sandwiche…
@BorisOspasky said in #40: > @mango-in-my-teeth Id have said you smoked something a lot stronger.. like kipper... but sm…
@Alientcp said in #43: > No. Ok.
Joined 2 teams
Say no to bananas!!!
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Bacon aficionados
26 Jul 2023
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Guys what is your favorite science fiction movie
Metropolis.
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Ronaldo or Messi
My opinion is that people who keep creating this repetitive, useless, unimaginative thread need to get a life. And a cha…
Posted 2 messages in
Teleportation question for the scientists.
Although the particles instantly take the same state, no information is sent faster than light, because you can't choose…
Because Heisenberg, Schrodinger, Bohr, Einstein and all the big shots told you so.
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We don't want all the features
> The higher the usefulness/cost ratio, the more likely we want to invest in that feature - For instance, changing the "…
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ThePracticeGuy’s AMA
So you're the one asking the questions?
If you put one ounce of Ronaldo, 3 table spoons of Messi, one kilogram of banana and a KFC in a food processor and blend…
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What are all the animals you have ever owned in your life?
Myself.
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What music do you listen whilst playing chess?
I can't focus on music if I'm playing chess.
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How many games do we need to play to unlock the Forum?
It will still be a question until the end of times (and even after, if that was possible).
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My final thoughts about bananas
@avaneendranath said in #28: > i eat bananas every day Smoke bananas every day.
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Songs about cheating
@BorisOspasky said in #4: > Hotdiggery.. I thought this was about cheating, cheating, not cheating, cheating. Do you fee…
@Akbar2thegreat said in #12: > Need to be more specific: cheating at what? Just listen to the songs, and you should be a…
@Akbar2thegreat said in #14: > I am talking about thread topic and not songs that you shared. I happen to be the OP.
It was created to host songs about cheating, and if tou want to know which kind of cheating you can listen to said songs…
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Haaland, Mbappé or Benzema?
I, for one, have an allergy to these theeads.
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Santiagodm's AMA
Where are you going with that gun in your hand?
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Fork tender
Are you not a translator?
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do you sleep?
@BorisOspasky said in #16: > @LordSupremeChess Nope, I did once try sleeping with one eye open but decided sleeping was …
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Songs about drugs
A well-known user has recently purported that every song is about cheating. I contend that every song is about drugs, an…
25 Jul 2023
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profesions
Proofreader.
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Book Buring in Sweden!
@MagnesiumCarlsenol said in #5: > Suppose I started following Hilterism and my holy book is "Mein Kampf", and if someone…
@MagnesiumCarlsenol said in #8: > So there should be a list of acceptable ideologies whose books shouldn't be burned. No…
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Songs about cheating
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-A1oz2UEA&pp=ygUZaGV5IGpvZSBsaXZlIGF0IGJlcmtlbGV5IA%3D%3D https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=…
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What professions do you think are overpaid or underpaid?
@Letpchess no one is saying that Musk doesn't have a big IQ, a big ego, a big d**k, anything you want. But as of now, pe…
@Letpchess said in #40: > I was responding to the comments in this forum that Elon Musk is not intelligent I don't think…
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*What Do Think About Future Moon Explorations?
Yeah but I want the premium seat.
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If you could have a kickboxing match against someone, who would it be?
@ThePracticeGuy said in #1: > I would like to fight multiple people. One after the other, not all at the same time. > An…
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Hey guys
Hey Joe.
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Never use blue tack
So maybe you have a poster that you want to hang on your wall. And maybe you don't want to use pins in order to not dama…
24 Jul 2023
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What is your favorite gun
I don't have a favourite gun. I like all guns, provided they kill well.
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What sets you off the most?
@Laouinshahin said in #3: > My biological father. > I would have butchered him like Chucky would, if only I, o godly cur…
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Question to lure back Dukedog
@MrPushwood said in #5: > Yes, he did. Do you have some information that you are not sharing?
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What are your favourite cars?
I don't have a favourite car. I like all cars, provided they pollute well.
23 Jul 2023
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What Piece Set Do You Use?
@Akbar2thegreat said in #8: > The third one in first row. The proper way to express that is c1.
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Can your device survive this?
@Laouinshahin said in #8: > It's inert. Mine splits.
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My final thoughts about bananas
Watch this: Tomato - To Malta. Sick, innit?
Posted 1 message in
What would you do if you could spend a day with Magnus carlsen
I would prepare my beads.
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whats happening to my old phone?
@morphyms1817 said in #1: > When I click links, my phone pops Too much corn.
Posted 2 messages in
How fast can you run 100 m ?
He prolly thinks that's the manly thing to do.
@Akbar2thegreat said in #49: > Talking about shows/movies? > There, the zombies are made to act! > Else they are way fas…
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Whats your favorite fruit?
Favourite are mangoes and peaches. They need to be well ripe however. Least favourite is durian. I have tried it only on…
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Megadeth: Tornado Of Souls: A Sort Of An Explanation
One for the money, the worm crawls in, Two for the show, the worm crawls out, The worm crawls through the eye, That is t…
22 Jul 2023
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shakriyar mammadyarov: i will never play in lichess again. i protest @…
Mamedyarov had a Lichess account? I am sure he will be missed greatly.
@hardbitten said in #5: > I mean, what happened to talking Kings Gambit and computers pushing h pawn? > Off-Topic Discus…
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We don't want all the features
> With each new line of code, we're adding maintenance burden for the years to come. Compatibility with the rest of the …
Posted 1 message in
Kamikaze
Your humble student scored an own goal. How is that, honorable master, for kamikaze?
Posted 2 messages in
Lichess is Being Politicized
@Durarbayli said in #7: > Political, devisive stances just create anoyance. If you are so annoyed, why don't you close y…
If a person welcomes you to their house and shares their food with you all the while not expecting anything in return, a…
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What movie have you seen the most times?
Probably Nanook of the North. I was obsessed with it, as a kid.
Posted 5 messages in
What professions do you think are overpaid or underpaid?
@Letpchess said in #1: > The average NBA player makes $9,662,447 USD for the 2022-23 season. ... This is 16 times more t…
@Letpchess said in #5: > Google says... Jeff Bezos makes $26,611,111 a day... which is insane to try to imagine... In my…
@morphyms1817 said in #3: > I have no problem with Bezos and Musk pulling down their big bucks when you consider how soc…
That's a narrative. That's not how he makes money.
Lol. He's a big mouth, I'll give you that.
Posted 1 message in
The pinnacle of Western culture
https://www.google.com/search?q=Barbie%20movie
Posted 5 messages in
My final thoughts about bananas
I want to state that I don't hate or dislike bananas. I only discourage people from eating bananas. I don't feel strongl…
Glad to know the feeling is mutual <3
@morphyms1817 said in #9: > I lost interest here, > > " I just happened to feel the need to open three different threads…
@Le_Patzer83 said in #7: > this banana hating thread As I said, I don't hate bananas. I don't have anything against them…
@Le_Patzer83 said in #15: > Survival of the fittest, potassium style! Have a ‘nanner! Well, that's yet one more reason t…
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Do you judge people by the clothes they wear?
@ThePracticeGuy said in #47: > But that is because hormones like Testosterone (males), Estrogen (Females), And Human Gro…
@ThePracticeGuy said in #49: > A typo. Ah, so you meant 'Butt'? Gotcha :)
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Can you beat Gandalf?
@s2numbuq35i said in #1: > www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2023/07/practice-your-security-prompting-skills.html > > I fin…
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Gerundium
21 Jul 2023
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What annoys you about the English language?
The fact that "this kind of questions" is not considered correct. I mean, a kind is something that contains several elem…
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How are you unique?
@SwGy4QCd2p said in #14: > only given there is no penetration occuring by another human Debatable.
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Any chance of Prigozhin and Wagner to switch
Maybe Putin can find enlightenment and retire in a secluded monastery after stopping the war and paying Ukraine for reco…
@greybishop99 said in #3: > He should be captured and put in jail. So should Prigozhin.
Posted 3 messages in
Messi or Ronaldo
So you made a gazillionth thread about Messi vs Ronaldo to say that it would be illogical to compare Messi vs Ronaldo?
https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/messi-or-ronaldo https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/messi-or-…
@ThePracticeGuy said in #10: > There is something called "clickbait". Yeah, and that thing is generally viewed as negati…
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Songs about nukes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eryzp0Pklc8&pp=ygUcbGEgamF2YSBkZXMgYm9tYmVzIGF0b21pcXVlcw%3D%3D https://m.youtube.com/watc…