Make this the most craziest story chain ever

First things first, some random guy gets tasked with defusing a bomb.

he refuses to do so

so he makes out wth a queen

But she prefers to screw the bomb instead.

However, the queen appeared to be a bomb.

with a body like kim kadashion

and we all went out to buy the Zanussi XT-901Y.

@redteakitten want's to pep him up with a nice cup of red tea, but @greenteakitten intervenes and warns against @redteakitten 's tea ... all the while @indigoteakitten sneaks in and makes a fresh cuppa while the cat fight rages

tpr enters the scene, trying to get rid of the kittens with his mighty hammer.

[line from other nutty story delete]
ere: ronin any ninny